Midnight at the glamour show on a Sunday Night
Everybody drink alotta whiskey and wine
We dance like no tomorrow
Were on burlesque time
But everybody’s gotta
Work tomorrow at nine

Touch me t-touch me baby
But don’t mess up my hair
Love me l-love me crazy
But don’t get too attached
This is a brink affair

Vanity, pictures in magazines, movie screens
Vanity, there is a camera, so many beauty queens
Vanity, it’s so good to be popular and glamorous
We love ourselves and no one else

Va-va-va-va-vanity va-vanity, va-va-va-vanity

Nothing wrong with being just a little bit vain
We need a little pretty ’cause this country’s insane
So go ahead and label me whatever you like
But nothings quite as sexy as a woman this fine

Touch me t-touch me baby
But don’t mess up my hair
Love me l-love me crazy
But don’t get too attached
This is a brink affair

Vanity, pictures in magazines, movie screens
Vanity, there is a camera, so many beauty queens
Vanity, it’s so good to be popular and glamorous
We love ourselves and no one else

Look at me (watcha lookin’ at)
Look at me (watcha starin’ at)
Look at me (watcha lookin’ at)
Look at me (watcha starin’at)

I’m comin’ around, I’m sippin on Andre, it’s time
I heard the cutie’s in the back, start in the p-party line
Let’s dance, quick round, were in the vanity house
Well cover the secrets, diamonds
We’re happy ’cause we’re shining

Touch me t-touch me baby
But don’t mess up my hair
Love me l-love me crazy
But don’t get too attached
This is a brink affair

Vanity, pictures in magazines, movie screens
Vanity, there is a camera, so many beauty queens
Vanity, it’s so good to be popular and glamorous
We love ourselves and no one else

Vanity, pictures in magazines, movie screens
Vanity, there is a camera, so many beauty queens
Vanity, it’s so good to be popular and glamorous
We love ourselves and no one else